Lil' J Inc. Lil' J's Demented Mind
Updated September 23, 1999











Lil' JAsiaXpress Tennis Tourney '99
The Initiation

September 18, 1999...the tennis world was
introduced to the phenoms known as Lil' J and Prowler. With their wild antics and inhuman screams, they would change the tennis scene forever.

Lil' J would begin with singles competition. He, unfortunately, would suffer two defeats and end up tied for 13th in the division. Soon afterwards, he and Prowler would begin their magical journey.

It started out later that day as Prowler and Lil' J would get set to meet their opponents. To their surprise, their opponents never showed (nonetheless fearful of what they were supposed to encouter), so they received a first-round bye. Later on that day, they would meet their second round opponents. The match was short and sweet leaving Prowler and Lil' J a bitter defeat. The two would not play again for two weeks.

Lil' J intimidating the cameraman as sibling Tony Nguyen watchesSaturday, October 2, 1999...a phone call arrived to Lil' J at 8:30 in the morning. Apparently, their opponents never showed allowing them to step into the spotlight, and receive a chance, albeit a small one, to become the consulation champion. Lil' J and Prowler were pumped, but in order to win the coveted title, they had to overcome two obsticles. They came to their first match pumped. Adorned in face paint, they used an intimidation factor to possibly help them win. Their efforts were without hope as they lost their first match.

CelebrationSunday, October 3, 1999...Lil' J and Prowler arrived onto the scene ready for action. Prowler, toned down his apparel, deciding to use actions instead of words. Lil' J adorned himself in a sweatsuit, his face paint, as well as a sandal and a shoe. Using new found knowledge attained from a wise man, they two set out to conquer the tennis world, but in doing so, they had to defeat their opponents by shutout. Using Prowler's strong returns and Lil' J's devastating net skills, the two men fought to the end, but were unable to reach their goal. Settling for fourth, the two celebrated anyways to the amazement of spectators, who wondered what was next for these misguided youth...

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